Pig's Page

Greetings and warm welcomes to all my fans and lovers of pork.

My name is Pig and this is my blog page.  Thanks for stopping by today. For those of you who do not know me, I am the one and only, rough and tough Pig.  I love to ride motorcycles, drink beer and chase wild women.  I am a pig living in a mans world.  That is something not easy to do when you stand 14” and have pink colored skin.  I live with my rider pilot, Rainman, and his family in the suburbs of San Antonio. 

I was orphaned at birth and taken in by my mom, Stacey.  She raised me as one of the family.  I learned from an early age that one of the most important things in life is family.  I try hard to do the right things in life, but somehow, I always manage to screw things up.  I feel alive and free when the wind blows through my hair as I ride down the road on two wheels.  I am a true biker, the open road is like my second home.  I always look for the good side in people and enjoy helping others.  Women adore me with lots of hugs and kisses as they press me tightly against their chest (I love that part!) and men, well sometimes they just laugh at my ability to stay out of jail. 

These are the stories of mine and Rainman's adventures together out on the open road of life.  You will find that this blog is not your average blog.  I won't bore you with stories about how many times mommy had to change little Johnnies poppy diaper.  I am here to talk about real issues, things that really matter, important stuff, biker issues.

With modern technology and social media the way that it is these days, everyone always want to view my profile.  So for those of you who have to know it, here it is.

Pig's Profile

Name:       Pig

Age:          Don’t know

DOB:         Don’t know, I just treat everyday like it is a birthday. Woo Hoo!

Where I was born:     Farm in Texas

Where I live:     Suburbs of San Antonio.

School Attended:               None, they don’t let pigs in school.

Attend church:   Open Road Motorcycle Fellowship at Deer Crossing Saloon.

Likes:        Drinking beer, riding motorcycles, chasing wild women and writing about my adventures with Rainman.

Dislikes:    Phony people who pretend to be something they are not, and running out of beer.

Beliefs:     God, Country, Family

Employment:     Out of work hairdresser.

Military Service: None, they don’t let pigs in either.  I am, however, a strong supporter of the military.

Hobbies:   Drinking beer and eating Cheetos

Goals in life:       To drink as much beer as possible, ride as many miles as possible and to chase as many hot women as possible before I die.

Project:    Currently writing my first book about my adventures.

Motto:       Ride HARD or Stay Home!