Stop Me If You Heard This
One before…
Pig writes:
Do you know the difference
between a Fairy tale and a Texas
A Fairy tale begins “Once
upon a time…”
A Texas
Well you anit gonna
believe this one
A Pig walks into a strip
club.
He shimmy’s up to the bar
to order a beer.
Bartender tells him “We
don’t serve pig in here”
“That’s fine my good man
cause I don’t want any pig today”, I answered him. “But I will take a beer and that fish taco
dancing up on stage.”
To make a long story
short, they used my head for a battering ram to open the door as they threw me
out.
Ride HARD or Stay Home
Pig
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