Hey Everybody,
Yeah I know that it has been a while since you all heard from me, sorry about that, I've been a little under the weather since summer has arrived. Yeah, summer is here and boy is that an understatement. For those of you who do not live here in south Texas you could say it has been hot, real, damn hot, so hot you could fry eggs on the sidewalk. It's so hot that sitting in the oven would feel like being in air conditioning. It's so hot that BBQ pits glow in the dark. It's so hot,...well you get the point.
Summertime is always a great time. sxhool is out, the kids are playing, the pools are always full and in the evenings there is always ice cream or maybe a chilled watermelon to enjoy. Summer usually bring vacations or trips to other places, hot chicks in skimpy little outfits and reasons to drink more cold beer.
Yeah, summertime can really be great. That is, unless, you live in the backyard of hell, this fiery heat is melting the fat off of my spare ribs. Now I like I said, there are a lot of neat things about summertime and one of those things is outdoor cooking. (I don't mean frying eggs on the sidewalk). One of my favorite recipes is famunda cheese. That delicate cracker spread that is very popular and so easy to make. If you have never tried it before, you should. It's great for the whole family.
Pigs Famunda Cheese. (Pronouced "From under my nuts)
Prepare the crotchpot
Take one hot day. Outside temperature needs to be 95* +
Wear blue jeans (loose fitting works best)
Go out into the sun and work hard all day (no less than 9 hours)
Be sure to drink a lot of water during the day (You will want to sweat extra hard)
At the end of the work day go inside into the a/c.
Strip off your clothes like you are getting ready to get into the shower.
Walk up behind your wife.
Reach into your underwear and scratch under you nutsack for 30 seconds.
Now test the quality of your cheese by waving your fingertips under your wife's nose. The pungent odor of your cheese will determine who good of a job you did.
A good famunda cheese will receive a review comment of “OH GROSS”.
An excellent famunda cheese will receive several gags and dry heaves.
WARNING: Be careful not to receive a punch in the face, as this could be harmful to the appearance of your face.
After you finish enjoying the sharing of your cheese with others, take a good cool shower with lots of soap and water. Put on a pair of shorts, go sit in your chair and enjoy the rest of your day with a ice cold beer.
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