Stop
me if you've heard this one before
Pig
Writes:
Do you
know the difference between a fairy tale and a Texas tale?
A
fairy tale starts out: Once upon a time....
A
Texas tale starts out: You ain't gonna believe this but....
Well,
you ain't gonna believe this but....
A Pig
walks into a strip club
He
shimmy's up to the bar to order a beer.
The
bartender says to the Pig “We don't serve pigs in here”
“That's
good”, says the Pig, “cause I don't want any pig, but I will take
a beer.”
Enraged,
the bartender shouts at the pig “I said we don't serve pigs in
here.”
“That's
fine”, shouts the Pig back, “but I'll take a beer and that fish
taco up on stage.”
To
make a long story short, they used my head as a battering ram to open
the door.
Ride
HARD or Stay Home.
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