NASCAR UPDATE

Hey all you pig pokers out there,

It's time once again for some facts of life from the most non politically correct pig, but you gotta love me !

I was drinking beer & watching Letterman the other night and he had his top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers. Now some of you may be slightly offended. Well that's just too bad, I thought this was funny.  What makes this so funny is it is true!

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black
NASCAR drivers:

# 10  Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9  Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8  Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7  Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants
at the same time.

# 6  They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5  Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4  No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3  No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2  When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN
NASCAR..............

# 1  They Can't wear their helmets sideways.

Gotta love Letterman

Ride Hard or Stay Home
Pig