Sunday, May 9, 2010

Pig, Where are you?

Hey, Hey, Hey all of you piglets out there

I'm Back, Yeah, it's me,Pig, and time for more oinking and boinking with the fat daddy himself. I would have written sooner but while I was finishing up my community service, someone thought it would be funny to change my password to my blog page. I won't mention any names of who (I know) did it, but you know how dumbass teenagers love to do stupid crap like that. Someone thought it was real funny watching me get pissed every time I tried to sign in. Then just to make things worse, this particular someone decided to leave me clues as to what the new password is (was). Want to guess what it was? Oh it was a real funny one. Someone decided that “FATBOY @2000 lbs” would be cute for me. Now after you all stop laughing at me, let me just say this “payback is a BITCH”!!!

Well that's all I have to say about that. Anyway, it's good to be back. I've been a little busy dealing with my probation, traveling, working and partying. So I haven't had much time to write let alone figure out changed passwords. I did have a chance to hook up with one of my followers. I was hanging out at Harleys & More one Friday afternoon when this guy came in and recognized me. We kicked back for a few and conversed. Art (my follower) was telling me how much he really enjoys my blogs and how I like to tell my stories. But then he asked me something that really shocked me. He asked me if I was interested in writing political blogs, claiming that I would be good at it. I just shook my head no and told him that Pigs Blogg is for the entertainment of political bloggers who need a break from the war and need a good laugh.

Well I may not be one of those pigs that is NOT politically correct and I never will be. I may not be very nice to women who don't find me attractive and I never will be. I may be a pig who will steal a friends motorcycle and go for a ride but hey, I always bring it back (just don't leave your key in it). I may be a pig that will always drink your last beer and not go buy more, but you will always love me. So for all of you decent, hard working, tax paying, all American republican right wingers, I will always stand behind you and support you and what you believe in. And when you need a break from the war, I will be here to give you some relief.

Pigs Blogg is the stories of pig gone wild in Texas. It will never be about sewing or how often the kid had his diaper changed the other day. (sorry ladies) It will always be about the adventures of the biker world and the cool sh$% we bikers get into. Road trips always provide the best stories and the stories never end there. Since I have been on my little break I now have a few more new stories to tell. All starting with a road trip. So be looking for my next blog, it will be a good one, I promise

Love and good cold beer to you all

Pig

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